PERSONAL DOSSIER / SUBJECT 026

ITZCOATL.

Just call me Itz.

Galway, Ireland Data Analyst Diligent

I analyse data for a living. People are a different dataset.

Data by day. New cities by night. Still figuring out the humans.

Itzcoatl — Personal photograph
Galway, Ireland
28+ Countries
26 Years old
∞ Vegetarian
ɪts·koʊ·ɑːtl Just say Itz. Trust the process.

About the human
behind the data.

A reasonably accurate summary. Some editorial license applied for readability.

THE JOB

Data Analyst.

People-watching, but with spreadsheets and better documentation.

THE FOOD

Vegetarian. Non-negotiable.

Not a phase. Not a protest. The restaurant will be fine.

THE TRAVEL

28+ countries.

Work sends me. Curiosity keeps me there longer than the schedule allows.

THE VIBE

Somewhere in the middle.

Introvert or extrovert depends entirely on whether you're interesting.

Numbers make sense. People are an ongoing research project.
— Itz, upon reflection

28+ countries
and counting.

Work takes me places. Curiosity takes me further. Click any marker for context.

28+ Countries visited
6 Continents
1 Home base
4 Upcoming destinations
Home base
Upcoming
Visited
Coming up
Germany Work travel
London Work travel
India Work travel
Singapore Work travel
Ireland Home for Christmas

Let's not
overcomplicate this.

Not looking for a relationship. Very open to meeting someone good and seeing what happens.

Casual is fine. Fake isn't.

Chemistry + honesty. That's the whole formula.

Mutual respect. Non-negotiable.

Whether this goes anywhere or not.

No forced timelines.

Things develop or they don't. Both are fine.

Good conversation is the point.

Whatever else happens, that part matters.

"I don't care whether things become something or stay a good conversation. I care that it's genuine."

Questions people ask.
Answers that save time.

14 questions, pre-answered. Saved you at least three conversations.

01 How do I pronounce your name?

Eetz-co-atl. Everyone struggles with it. Just say Itz.

02 Where are you from?

Galway, Ireland. It rains constantly. I've made peace with this.

03 What do you do?

Data Analyst at Diligent. People-watching with spreadsheets.

04 Why do you travel so much?

Work sends me. I stay curious. 28+ countries and the jet lag does not get easier.

05 Are you vegetarian?

Yes. Not a phase. The restaurant will survive.

06 Introvert or extrovert?

Depends entirely on whether you're interesting.

07 What are you actually looking for?

Genuine chemistry. Good conversation. No agenda beyond that.

08 Are you open to casual dating?

Yes. No manufactured milestones. Just whatever it actually is.

09 What if we don't vibe?

Then we don't. No drama, no post-mortem. These things happen.

10 Why don't you share Instagram?

Everything relevant is on this site. That was rather the point.

11 Are you verified?

Yes. If that's not enough, we can both move on without hard feelings.

12 What makes a conversation interesting?

An actual opinion. Genuine curiosity. Not trying to be impressive.

13 What's your harmless red flag?

I'll probably analyse this conversation afterwards. Occupational hazard.

14 Why did you build a whole website?

I was answering the same questions on repeat. Felt inefficient for someone who works in data.

Don't know what
to ask? This helps.

49 questions. Random every time. No repeats until you've seen them all.

Press the button below to get a conversation starter.

Sample questions from the archive
What's an opinion you have that could start an argument but definitely shouldn't?
What's something you're surprisingly passionate about but would only tell specific people?
If you had to eat one cuisine for the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?
What's a city you visited that completely changed your perspective on something?
What's your most irrational but harmless hill to die on?
What's the most interesting conversation you've had with a complete stranger?

Terms, conditions
and other unnecessary paperwork.

Instagram migration programme
No such programme exists.
Snapchat recruitment
Discontinued. Circa 2019.
Forced conversations
Not included in any tier.
Pressure to make things serious
Not on the roadmap.
Mutual respect
Non-negotiable. No exceptions.
Chemistry calculated in Excel
Formula keeps returning errors.
Good food
Strongly. Vegetarian edition.
Unnecessary drama
Not part of the subscription.
Genuine conversation
Primary objective.
Sarcasm
Without prior warning. Standard feature.

Notice: By continuing to read this website, you acknowledge that sarcasm may occur without prior warning. Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, food recommendations and discussions about completely unnecessary topics. This is not a legal agreement. It is barely even a document.

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End of file.
Start of conversation.

That's the general idea. No elaborate expectations, no sales pitch, no personality assessment required.

If you're curious, ask something interesting.

Just call me Itz.

Subject Itzcoatl
Location Galway, Ireland
Status Available for good conversations